I feel like I may have just found an answer I've been looking for my whole life...

I am pale.  I dont mean fair skinned, I am PALE.  Literally no pigment to speak of.  And since the weather has turned hot, I've been showing this pale skin a lot more.  I should also add, that I am not a swimmer.  I dont really know how and being so pale, I dont like to sit poolside.  But I have found something.  The very thing that might make this more bearable.  This is not a new thing, I imagine these have been around for 50 years.  But I *just* made the connection, that I could wear one of these with a bikini bottom (heh, sponge bob ref.) and bathroom trips and the like would be remarkably easy, while keeping me unburned.  also, my midriff would remain unseen, which is a bonus for all parties.  Im actually looking forward to getting in the pool this year!  Thanks Speedo, and sorry I am (50 years) late to the game!!!

 

sorry for the genuinely tiny picture, but you can get the gist.